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he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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