hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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