Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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