Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize