I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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