Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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