stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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