Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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