sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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