Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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