I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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