I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Alive.
So much puke
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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