went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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