Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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