Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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