i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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