very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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