hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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