just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Your cock deserves a montage
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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