with your own penis?
Define "chronic" masturbator.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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