Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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