you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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