new low.... made out with someone while peeing
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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