Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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