like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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