All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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