Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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