she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I think people are normalizing furries
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
