I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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