So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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