i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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