I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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