Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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