lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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