i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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