Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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