i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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