when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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