worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Randomize