Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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