Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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