I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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