with your own penis?
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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