Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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