Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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