what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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