Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I party with great urgency now.
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