When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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