Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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