Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm going to jail i love you
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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