I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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