Define "chronic" masturbator.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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