You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I think a kid would responsible me up
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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