I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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