Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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